What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is heroin really as good as people say it is?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

Why do people have trouble accepting the very true fact that "The Blue Marble" photo of Earth is a composite and therefore (just like every other subsequent "picture" of Earth NASA has ever shown us) not a real photo but computer generated?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is OnlyFans good or bad for the society? Why?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is Prince Harry being fired by BetterUp CEO Alexi Robichaux, and what role did Marc Benioff’s decision to pull sponsorship play in this?

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

Octopussy

What great song was "ruined" once you really listened to the lyrics?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why do I sweat a great deal while exercising the same on some days and not so much on others?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Which brand is the best home slippers in the Middle East?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.